Paedo Pouch - The facial hair that’s so well-groomed it thinks it’s the ki

The facial hair that’s so well-groomed it thinks it’s the king of the beard realm and it’s got a mouth full of trash.

That guy’s paedo pouch is so good, I considered joining a cult just to get a beard like that.

My neighbor’s paedo pouch is so clean, I think he’s been using a razor made of holy water.

My uncle’s paedo pouch is so neat it looks like it’s got a personal trainer.