Paedo Pouch
A man’s beard that’s so well-trimmed it’s like it’s got a job and it’s got a mouth full of grime.
That man’s paedo pouch is so good, I think he’s got a beard influencer in his pocket.
My teacher’s paedo pouch is so neat, I think he shaves it with a ruler and a swear word.
My brother’s paedo pouch is so clean, I think he uses a razor made of magic.