Paedo Jones
A man who thinks your kid is the next big thing and he's going to be the next big thing's dad. He probably has a bad haircut and a worse personality.
He asked my kid if he wanted to 'start a band' and it was just him and a keyboard that he brought from his house.
He tried to give my kid a Werther's Original and said it was 'the secret to success.'
He was seen walking around the school like he was the principal and had a key to every door.