Paedo Jones
A man who thinks he's still cool and still has a chance with the kids. He probably had a bad day at the office and now he's trying to make up for it with your kid.
He tried to hit on my kid by saying he used to be a 'top man' in the 80s. My kid just stared at him like he was a ghost.
He tried to give my kid a Werther's Original and called it a 'buddy pass.'
He was seen arguing with a vending machine and it looked like he was trying to get it to confess to a crime.