Paecos
Paecos is a guy with a cock so big it could be a new kind of weapon. He posts videos of it on TikTok and makes people jealous.
He posted a TikTok of his cock and 500 people commented 'what is this magic?'.
I tried to beat him on Xbox, but I got distracted by his cock.
He said his cock is so big it could break the Xbox. I believed him.