Padussyee - This Padussyee is like a hot dog that’s been left in the sun

This Padussyee is like a hot dog that’s been left in the sun for a week and then stepped on by a drunk raccoon.

I walked by her and immediately started coughing like I had a lung full of catfish guts.

I tried to be friends with her, but her Padussyee made me run away like a coward.

I asked her why she smelled like a dead catfish, and she said it was her Padussyee.