paducah pancakes
When you drop a bunch of solid poops on someones chest, stomach, or face and then stomp them flat with your butt like you're making flapjacks. It’s messy, it’s gross, and it might be hot or it might be a power move. Either way, it’s a poop-based flex.
My cousin did this to me in the middle of a pizza party and I still smell like a sewer.
He pooped on her face during a Zoom call and she quit the meeting.
I dropped three poop pancakes on my boss and he gave me a raise.