Padstow
Padstow is a town on the Camel River where rich snobs live and laugh at the poor like they're stupid. The poor get mad and take up pitchforks to try and take over.
My rich cousin lives in Padstow and thinks I'm a fool for not knowing the difference between a fork and a pitchfork.
At the market, the rich people pointed and laughed when a man dropped his fish on the ground.
I saw a guy in Padstow throw a pitchfork at a car and miss completely.