Padstow
Once a year, Padstow turns into a mess of drunks wearing fake eyelashes and boot polish on their faces. They walk around like they own the place.
I saw a guy in a dress and glitter walking around the town like he was the king of Padstow.
My uncle got into a fight with a man wearing fake eyelashes and a wig.
The town turned into a giant clown party and I had to run for my life.
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