Padrony
A person who only smokes Padrone Cigars. They'll argue with you for hours if you mention another brand.
Tweet: 'Padrone or nothing. I once got into a fight over a cigar. It was worth it.'
DM: 'You're not a real person unless you've smoked Padrone. I don't even know who you are.'
Text: 'I don't care if it's the best cigar ever. If it's not Padrone, I won't touch it.'
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