Padre Wasted

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Getting so drunk on South Padre Island that you can’t tell the ocean from your own vomit. You start drinking before lunch and don’t stop until you pass out on a beach, surrounded by empty bottles and confused tourists.

I woke up in a hotel lobby wearing a flip-flop and a hat that said 'I survived Padre Wasted.'

My cousin tried to ride a jet ski home after Padre Wasted. The jet ski didn’t make it.

I saw a guy try to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in a restaurant. He didn’t finish the song. He didn’t finish the day.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you drink so much on South Padre Island that you forget your own name. You start with a mimosa at 10 a. m. and end up passed out in a parking lot with a stranger’s hat on your head.

I tried to order pizza after Padre Wasted. The pizza guy didn’t know what I wanted. Neither did I.

My friend tried to dance on a table. He fell off. He didn’t get up for three hours.

I saw a guy try to negotiate with a seagull. The seagull won.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you get so wasted on South Padre Island that you think the sun is a giant beer can. You drink from sunrise to midnight and wake up with a hangover so bad it could beat up your mom.

I tried to go to the beach after Padre Wasted. I ended up in the ocean wearing only my underwear.

My brother tried to start a fire with a lighter and a bottle. The bottle caught on fire. So did his hair.

I saw a guy try to flirt with a lifeguard. He didn’t know who the lifeguard was. He didn’t know who he was.

by Slangipedia 6d ago