My Padraig told me he used his long cock on my mom. I asked why. He said, 'Because she was worth it.'

My friend’s Padraig bragged about using his long cock on 10 different moms. I asked if he had a map. He said, 'It’s called a life.'

My Padraig said he used his long cock on my aunt. I asked if she was okay. He said, 'She’s still alive, so that’s a win.'