My Padraig told me he could light up a room with just his personality. I asked if he could light up my bedroom. He said, 'Only if you let me.'

My friend’s Padraig said he was 'good in bed.' I asked if he had a bed. He said, 'I have a mattress and a dream.'

My Padraig told me he had a personality like a fire. I said, 'You’re like a flaming ginger.' He said, 'That’s my nickname now.'