Padraic o Doherty
He’s the floor’s best friend. Cock in a frock is his favorite snack. Oisin Byrne is his crush, his hero, and his doom.
He fell in love with a girl at DCU. She left him for a boy. He cried on the floor.
He wore a dress to class. The teacher called him a ‘frock-mad fool’.
He tried to ask Oisin Byrne out in front of everyone. It was embarrassing.