Padoodyhole
Like being stuck in a warm poop hole after you ate a whole pizza and your balls are glued to your legs like a cheap-ass sticker
I came out of the shower and my balls were stuck to my legs like I had been in a warm poop hole for hours
My brother said my balls looked like they had been dipped in warm pudding and left in a hole
I told my mom I felt like I was in a padoodyhole and she said I was just being a weird kid again