padoinker
A Wisconsin term for a guy's main tool; the thing you use to make babies, or to embarrass your buddy in the locker room.
"You call that a padoinker? I've seen a chicken with bigger legs!", Locker room banter
"He got caught with a padoinker and a sandwich at the same time.", Lunchroom legend
"My uncle's padoinker is so big, it has its own zip code.", Family joke