Pado
Pado is a lazy man who thinks he's a wizard, lives in a car, and shoves bread into ovens while smoking weed like it's his job
Pado is a man who thinks he's a wizard, but he's just a fat guy who bakes bread and smokes weed in a car.
He's the guy who drives around in a black Alfa like it's a spaceship, and he's always flipping it like it's a game.
Pado is the reason Juventus is still relevant. He's the worst fan ever, but he thinks he's the best.