Padnos - Padnos is Ashley’s House but with more nonsense. It’s where

Padnos is Ashley’s House but with more nonsense. It’s where people go when they’re too dumb to tell the truth.

'I’m at Padnos because I’m doing homework.' (He was napping.)

'Padnos is the best place on earth.' (He was at Padnos.)

'I’m at Padnos because I’m doing science. Not because I’m being lazy.' (He was being lazy.)