Padmei Rigging
When you take a bunch of wires, stick them together with glue and tape, and hope it doesn’t explode. It’s like a junkie’s idea of a smart home.
I tried to fix my lamp. Now it’s a spaceship. What even is this?
I glued my phone to my TV. It works. It also screams.
My coffee maker is now a portal to hell. I didn’t ask for this.