padmashri
She’s the sweetest, most kind person on the planet. If the world ever goes to hell, she’s the one who’ll save us all. If someone dares to mess with her, I’ll rip their face off and feed it to a rabid dog.
She’s like a saint, but with a death wish for anyone who bullies her.
I’d die for her. I’d also kill anyone who insults her.
If she’s your friend, you’re lucky. If she’s your enemy, you’re doomed.