padmashri
She’s so kind, she could make a stone weep. If someone ever hurts her, I’ll personally make them scream in agony, and I’ll do it in front of everyone.
She’s like a walking miracle, and I’d protect her with my life.
If you ever try to hurt her, I’ll make you regret it for the rest of your life.
She’s the kind of person who’d help you cheat on a test, then beat your teacher up for you.