Padjo - A pigeon that’s so full of itself, it probably thinks it’s a

A pigeon that’s so full of itself, it probably thinks it’s a flamingo. It stares at you like you’re the one who messed up its life.

That padjo stared at me like I was the reason it failed math.

I tried to walk past the padjo, and it blocked my path like a total drama queen.

The padjo just landed on my coffee and I had to take a sip of its life.