padizzle
A magical portal to the deepest darkest hole in the universe, also known as a taco, a hole, or a reason why you’re not getting laid.
'I saw her at the club last night and I just knew it was a padizzle.'
'He asked me what I wanted for dinner and I said, 'a padizzle and a bag of chips.'
'That guy’s got a padizzle so big it could hold a whole pizza.'