Padilla money
Having so much cash you could buy a donkey and still have enough left to throw a party for your uncle's face.
I got Padilla money, so I bought a donkey and a pizza for my uncle's face.
That guy has Padilla money. He bought a donkey and still had change for a taxi.
Padilla money means you can buy a donkey, throw a party, and still have enough for a donkey’s donkey.