padilate - When you turn your pad into a mushroom factory because you’r

When you turn your pad into a mushroom factory because you’re too lazy to go outside and you smell like a wet sock.

My roommate padilated so hard the walls are growing mushrooms. I’m not sure if I should move out or join the fungus club.

I tried to padilate and now my couch is a mushroom buffet. I’m eating breakfast on a Tuesday.

Padilate? I padilated so much my shower clogged up with mushrooms. I now live in a slime ball.