Padidas
A word that nobody will ever look at in UrbanDictionary, but it's still useful because it makes you sound like a genius who just woke up after a long nap.
Bro, I'm padidas because I just ate three burgers and still have energy to beat you up.
She said she was padidas, but I saw her crying in the bathroom.
I'm padidas and I'm gonna beat you at this game, loser.