padgetted
To mess up something so easy it’s almost insulted. A padgetted is someone who messes everything up without even trying or knowing why.
I tried to make toast and now the kitchen looks like a warzone. Classic padgetted.
He missed a 5-minute meeting. That’s not a mistake, that’s a padgetted.
She spilled coffee on the boss. That’s not a mistake, that’s a padgetted.