Padget syndrome
Padget syndrome is when you buy a truck that looks good and then you leave it to rot like a piece of meat in a hot oven. These people think they’re the king of the road just because they drive a green Ford or a black Chevy.
My neighbor bought a truck and now he says it’s 'his pride and joy.' It’s got a broken headlight and a smell like a gym.
My cousin bought a truck and now he calls it 'the beast.' It’s got a broken door and a tire that’s about to fall off.
My friend bought a truck and now he says it's 'custom.' He put a sticker on it and that's it.