Padge howling
A padge howling is someone who stares at windows like they're a detective and the person inside is the only one who can save them from their lonely, masterbate-filled life.
I looked at the window for 10 minutes. The guy inside looked back. He gave me a thumbs up. I felt like a hero.
My friend said, 'I'm a padge howling. I look at windows every night. I don't care if no one sees me.'
My dad is a padge howling. He texts me at midnight with, 'Did you see that guy? He looked at the window like it was his last hope.'