Padeo - A fancy way to say patio, like when you’re too cool to use t

A fancy way to say patio, like when you’re too cool to use the real word

My neighbor’s Padeo is so big, it’s like a buffet for squirrels.

I’m not going outside. I’ll just eat chips on my Padeo like a king.

You call it a patio. I call it a Padeo. You’re welcome.