Paden
Paden is a weird name that sounds like it was made by a confused goat. They’re shy, but not because they’re stupid, they’re just too nice to say anything mean. They’re the kind of person who’ll stick with you through thick and thin, even if you’re an idiot.
Why is your name Paden? Like, is that a real name or did your mom just yell at the alphabet?
I’ve never met someone who’s so sweet and so weird at the same time. Paden, you’re a mystery.
You’re the only person who doesn’t judge me when I fail at life. Thanks, Paden.