Paden
A Paden is a stupid person who thinks they’re smart. They read Shakespeare like it’s a bedtime story and think they’re the best at everything.
I asked her what she was reading, and she said, ‘Shakespeare. Obviously.’
She told me she was a ‘lesbian’ and then said she was ‘the smartest person alive.’
She thinks she’s a genius, but she can’t even spell ‘Shakespeare’ correctly.