paden benham - Paden Benham is someone who acts like they're the most impor

Paden Benham is someone who acts like they're the most important person in the room even if they're just there for the snacks

I claimed the last slice of pizza like it was a crown

I gave my friend a pep talk about being a 'snack champion'

I left the room just to come back and say 'hello'