padelo
A god so strong and sexy that he makes war look like a game. He scares people so bad they wet their pants. Every woman who sees him instantly becomes a love-crazy zombie.
"I saw padelo in the mirror and now I can't stop staring at myself.", @warrior_girl23
"He walked into the room and my heart exploded. I got a D+ in math because I was too distracted.", @love_sick_boss
My grandma said padelo was the reason she married my grandpa. She didn't even like him at first.