Paddy's First Law - Paddy’s First Law says you’re not as clever as you think, an

Paddy’s First Law says you’re not as clever as you think, and everyone around you is laughing at your dumbass mistakes.

I thought I could beat my brother at video games, but he crushed me.

I tried to impress my crush, but I spilled my drink on my shirt.

I thought I could fool my mom, but she knew I was just being lazy.