Paddy's First Law - Paddy’s First Law means you’re an idiot who thinks everyone

Paddy’s First Law means you’re an idiot who thinks everyone is stupid, but they’re actually watching you like a hawk.

I thought I could sneak out, but my brother was waiting for me.

I tried to hide my bad grades, but my teacher knew I was failing.

I told my friends I was going to the party, but I was just staying home eating pizza.