Paddy's Drunk - When you drink so much at Paddy's that you think the lights

When you drink so much at Paddy's that you think the lights are dancing and the bar is trying to talk to you.

I told the jukebox it was my ex and I broke up with it.

I tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and ended up crying.

I asked the bartender if he was a magician because he pulled a shot out of my sleeve.