Paddy's Drunk - To be so trashed at Paddy's that you can't tell the differen

To be so trashed at Paddy's that you can't tell the difference between the bar and your own brain.

I tried to flirt with the waitress and she said I looked like a confused potato.

I told my friend I was going to be a pirate and then passed out on a stool.

I tried to fight a neon sign and lost because it had a dimmer switch.