Paddy Wagon Points - A system that gives you points for how much you look like a

A system that gives you points for how much you look like a god and how much you cuss like a sailor.

'That guy’s got 25 points for looking like a statue and cussing like a sailor.'

'She’s got 18 points for that body and that mouth.'

'He’s got 7 points for showing up and talking trash.'