Paddy Thornycroft
the top dog in the chicken world. Tanned, golden hair, and a brain so sharp it could cut you in half.
That guy’s got the looks and the brains to back it up. You’re just a brainless chicken.
He’s the king of the coop. You’re just a pecking chicken.
If he was a chicken, he’d be the reason I started roosting with the cool ones.