Paddy Hunting Day
A day to pick on Patricks like they’re the last hot dog at the carnival. No mercy. No pity. Just insults.
My friend Liam told his Patrick brother, 'You’re so dumb, you think Paddy Hunting Day is a holiday for potatoes.'
My dad DM’d me: 'Your cousin Patrick is so clueless, he thinks Paddy Hunting Day is when the potatoes get hunted.'
At school, my teacher said, 'Patrick, if you don’t stop talking, I’ll make you the main attraction on Paddy Hunting Day.'