Paddy Hands
Big hands that look like they were carved out of a drunk Irishman’s face. You can’t grip a beer without it spilling everywhere.
My uncle has paddy hands. He tried to hold a bottle of whiskey and it went everywhere.
She said his hands were so big, they looked like they belonged to a giant who drank too much.
That guy’s paddy hands could crush a soda can like it was a joke.