paddy daddy

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A lunatic with a massive machine gun who spits tobacco juice and blasts women and kids. He fought in Vietnam and still thinks he's the king of the jungle.
Paddy daddy walked in with a machine gun and said, 'I'm here to make a mess.'
He shot three kids and still had time to chew his tobacco.
He told me he killed 200 people and only missed 5.
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An Asian guy who gives money to his girlfriend and still acts like he's the boss. He's rich, but he still thinks he's cool.
My sugar daddy just gave me $500 and told me to buy him a drink.
He's rich, but he still texts me at 2 AM.
He's Asian, rich, and still thinks he's the best.
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A stupid gay show where Paddy has sex with his dad. It's filmed in one day, and sometimes the uncle shows up and ruins everything.
The show was filmed in one day, and the uncle showed up and made it worse.
Paddy and his dad had sex, and the uncle just stood there.
It's a kids show, but it's still stupid.
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A nickname for Patrick. He's cool, he's fun, and he's got a big penis. Not 12 inches, but it's still big.
Patrick is a cool guy, and he's got a big cock.
He's not 12 inches, but he's still got a good one.
He's a cool lover and a cool guy.
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A farmer who the US soldiers thought was a VC. They called them paddy daddies because they were the enemy and they were everywhere.
The soldiers called the farmers paddy daddies because they thought they were VC.
They were everywhere, and they were the enemy.
They were farmers, but they were the enemy.
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Cheetah. That's it. No explanation. Just Cheetah.
Cheetah. That's all.
He's just Cheetah. No more, no less.
Cheetah. No need for anything else.
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