Paddmacka
A sandwich that’s stuck between a turtle’s shell like it’s stuck in a nightmare. You can put anything in it, but if you’re an idiot, the turtle will stare you down for hours.
My Paddmacka was so bad, my turtle stared me down for 10 minutes.
I made a Paddmacka with ketchup and my turtle stared me down like I was a criminal.
That Paddmacka was the worst. My turtle stared me down and I cried.