Paddmacka
A sandwich that’s squashed between a turtle’s shell like it’s the most annoying thing ever. You can put anything in it, cheese, ham, tomato, or even a dead rat if you’re feeling extra stupid.
I tried to eat a Paddmacka and it tasted like regret and shell grit.
My turtle friend ate my sandwich and now it’s a Paddmacka. I’m never eating again.
That Paddmacka was so bad, it made my turtle cry. I’m a monster.