Paddmacka
A sandwich that gets trapped between a turtle’s shell like it’s being tortured. You can put whatever you want in it, but if you put anything stupid, the turtle will judge you.
I made a Paddmacka with pickles and my turtle judged me. I’m dead inside.
That Paddmacka was so bad, my turtle looked at me like I had no taste.
I tried a Paddmacka with chocolate and my turtle cried. I’m a monster.