paddling
A dark, gross place in Wales where you catch crabs and diseases. It's also a club where bouncers are stupid and let in 14-year-olds pretending to be 18.
I went to paddling and got crabs. My butt was red for a week.
My friend went to paddling and danced to Flo Rida with a 40-year-old man.
My cousin went to paddling and got kicked out because he was too loud.