paddlestomp
A paddlestomp is when you take both feet and make a human pancake out of someone’s head. It’s like the curbstomp’s evil twin, but with more screaming.
My teacher paddlestomped my head after I threw a paper airplane at her.
At the mall, a guy paddlestomped a kid’s head for stealing his snack.
My dad paddlestomped my little brother’s head because he told the whole class I was a crybaby.