paddlestomp
A paddlestomp is when you jump on someones head like a f***ing lunatic and crush it with both feet. It’s like a curbstomp but way more personal and way more painful.
I saw my cousin paddlestomp his friend’s head so hard, the kid cried like a baby.
At the park, a guy paddlestomped a kid’s head just because he spilled soda on him.
My brother paddlestomped my dog’s head after the dog ate his homework.