paddlestomp
A paddlestomp is when you take both feet and turn someone’s head into a f***ing meatball. It’s like the curbstomp, but it’s got more drama and more screaming.
At the party, a guy paddlestomped a kid’s head for stealing his drink.
My dad paddlestomped my brother’s head because he told the whole school I was a crybaby.
My teacher paddlestomped my head because I drew on the board with permanent marker.